IB Highlights: IB Humor

May 17, 2021

IB Jokes (for your enjoyment):

"After IB Physics, I will throw a textbook off a cliff… and calculate the momentum when it hits the ground."

TOK:  "Dogs like peanut butter.  I like peanut butter.  Therefore, I am a dog…do dogs even know they like peanut butter?  Do I know that they know? What do I even know…?"

"Chemistry pick up line: I got my ion you <33"

"IB problems are real. The only long term relationship you have is with your Extended Essay."

"Now I understand why 42 is the answer to life!!" (42 is the max points you can receive for each of the 6 courses)

"Students have almost finished the IB program, but still use google to spell “baccalaureate” correctly."

CAS Experience Highlights: CAS experiences for all of our Upper School students (in the US and in China) include running for ASB office, passing out ribbons for Day of Silence, painting flowers, taking a mindfulness walk around campus, being an assistant soccer coach, setting up and facilitating Casino Night, participating in the photography overnight.

IB Overview:  The Diploma Programme (DP) curriculum for grades 11-12 is made up of six subject groups and the DP core, comprising Theory of Knowledge (TOK), Creativity, Activity, Service (CAS) and the Extended Essay (EE).  Please refer to our IB webpage and to the IB Resources page in PowerSchool Learning for detailed IB information.